⇑

so we have to read and critique everyone’s stories in my creative writing class… this girl STRAIGHT UP wrote a porno. and not only is it explicit, it’s fucking hilarious.

here’s a couple of choice quotes:

“Crystal’s behind was engulfed in warmth while moist steam concurrently radiated past her lower virgin lips”

“He played at the fence, while ringing her doorbell once or twice, forcing Crystal to cry out in approval.”

I…. I can’t even…..

  1. go-boldly posted this